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Heather
gave me a book of short stories from the 30s and 40s. Wonderful look into
the speculative imaginations during World War and pending space exploration!
I have written up summaries of them as I read them.
Nightfall
• Isaac Asimov • Astounding Sep '41
Forgetfulness • Don A. Stuart • Astounding Jun '37
The Sands of Time • P. Schuyler Miller •
Astounding Apr '37
The Proud Robot • Lewis Padgett • Astounding
Oct '43
Black Destroyer • A. E. van Vogt • Astounding
Jul '39
Symbiotica • Eric Frank Russell • Astounding
Oct '43
Seeds of the Dusk • Raymond Z. Gallun •
Astounding Jun '38
Heavy Planet • Lee Gregor • Astounding Aug
'39
Time Locker • Lewis Padgett • Astounding Jan
'43
Within the Pyramid • R. DeWitt Miller •
Astounding Mar '37
although
clan of the cave bear was enthralling up to the end, i was ever-aware that at
the end of ayla's destiny awaited countless tales of speculative fancy, ideal
for consuming and digesting over the course of a few days, rather than a few
months. gone are the sailing days when 500 pages was a way to spend an afternoon
at anchor, and here in this life of work and endless tasks i appreciate fully my
daily morsels of reading science fiction.
isaac first told me of a planet with seven suns, and only once every 2000 years
do they all set, leaving behind an overwhelming darkness that spawns madness and
a complete breakdown of civilization every time.
and now don relays to me the story of a people first leaving their home planet
and finding ancient earth to colonize, discovering the ruins of an incredible
city, the once-beating heart of a galactic empire now extinct, the only
remaining descendants of whom are fifty people living in stone huts in the woods
outside the city, people who have evolved beyond imperialism into a nearly-pure
mental state of zen.
i will report back as my old friends slowly share with me the state of dreamers'
fantastic imaginations during the late depression and second world war.
a
paleontologist is working on the skeleton of a dinosaur when a man named
donovan appears with photos of dinosaurs and ancient plants. he says he has
been back 60 million years to take the photos and the scientist claims they
are only photos of very well-made models. donovan comes back a few days
later with a broken arm and a very strange dead bird, which at least piques
the curiosity of the digger, who follows him back to his home, a few miles
across the desert.
he is a
physicist who has figured out how to time travel. space-time is helical,
and one can jump from coil to coil, which has a period of 60 million years,
and therefore the jumps are in 60 million year increments. he wants to
prove his machine works so with the help of our paleontologist he hastily
gathers a few items and tells his story:
after his first
trip to take photos, he went back to bury some lead vials of radium, with
the hopes of digging them up in the modern day and proving their age. he
was attacked by the dinosaur who bit his arm, and then saved by a mysterious
7 ft-tall woman who killed his aggressor and dressed his wounds. he passed
out and came to alongside the woman and a few men (these are very tall men,
perhaps aliens, perhaps a distant race of humans) who were being attacked by
yet another race of men. a battle ensued and the tall folk won. then as
they were getting into their spacecraft (they did't speak the same language)
he made to leave and they tried to kill him and he took the girl hostage and
escaped. as they made their way back to his time machine they were attacked
by heat rays from the flying spacecraft but eventually escaped through a
tunnel. they finally got back to the time machine, days later, but it can
only carry one person. he was reluctant to leave her behind to certain
death in the cretaceous jungles and came up with the idea to go home alone,
enlist someone's help to operate the time machine, send the girl to the
modern day, and have the helper send the machine back to get him.
so after
relaying this story, he departs, back 60 million years. the paleontologist
waits and waits and donovan never returns. he spends his days continuing to
excavate the area, looking for either the remains of the time machine or the
radium capsules, but only finds a pair of human footprints on an ancient
beach and some areas where sand has been fused into glass by a hot ray of
heat.
The Proud Robot
Lewis Padgett, 1943
I couldn't stomach this story. It was a meant-to-be humorous tale about a
self-trained science tinkerer who can make anything out of anything and who can
only do it while drunk. he wakes up with a hangover one morning to find that the
previous night he had built a narcissistic pain-in-the-ass robot named joe. he
then gets hired by a movie producer whose home TV units are being outcompeted by
illegal speakeasy movie theatres, to find a technical solution of some sort. I
skimmed through it from there. The robot can hypnotize people to think he is
someone else, and they use that in court. And somehow our hero conditions people
to have a horrible reaction to ultrasonic noises in the movie theatres. Or
something like that. And a pretty movie star.
Black Destroyer
A. E. van Vogt, 1939
Earthmen explorers from a galactic empire land on an isolated planet orbiting a
sun with no nearby neighbors. Here they find the abandoned city of a once-great
civilization and a single creature named a Coeurl, a black catlike creature with
tentacles, huge forelegs, and the ability to manipulate all forms of energy
through vibration. They underestimate its power and intellect and it is able to
kill a few of them in order to eat the phosphorus in their bones, a necessary
nutrient it calls 'id'. Coeurl has plans to steal their ship long enough to
discover the secrets of space travel (which his predecessors never figured out)
and build his own ship to go out and conquer the galaxy full of id-containing
life forms (since he just ate the last one on his planet and his people are
dying out). He eventually cleverly kills most of the crew and takes off into
space with the rest aboard and they use their engineering cleverness and
archaeological knowledge of historical patterns to barely defeat him with atomic
blasters only after he has built his own ship and blasted out of the main ship
in an attempt to escape with his new knowledge. In the end the ship's
archaeologist concludes that this was not the descendant of the great race that
built the cities but of the race that conquered them, akin to the barbarians
that sacked Rome, a race of criminals whose strength at that time was their
ultimate undoing. This story was readable and brought up some interesting points
but was a bit frayed.
Symbiotica
Eric Frank Russell, 1943
I loved this story. It is told from the perspective of a young enlisted space
traveler, in charge of armory maintenance on an interstellar explorer. The
narrative is very reminiscent of Heinlein's Starship Troopers, in that it is
casual and sarcastic, the characters depicted as gruff and simple-minded but
loveable soldiers. In addition to the crew of humans are a few Martians (many-tentacled,
strong, vastly intelligent, telepathic, and addicted to chess) and a large
thinking robot named Jay Score.
They land in a clearing on a heavily forested, extremely green planet and find a
race of bipedal humanoids, green skin, wearing only loincloths and who each have
a strange chrysanthemum-shaped organ protruding from their chest. These
'Greenies' lack advanced technology but have harnessed the forces of nature
around them into formidable weapons, such as gourds that shatter and release
sleeping gas, and tiny snakes they wear as anklets which they can kick at an
enemy to bite him, paralyzing him. Each Greenie has a tree that he is symbiotic
with and in which he can climb and hide very well. The chest organ is his
connection to it.
Nearly half the crew is taken hostage and carted off deep into the forest in
wicker baskets and canoes, during which journey our men witness many of the
fantastic mysteries of the plant-descended life on this planet. Trees act as
giant venus flytraps. Other trees release flesh-eating fog. Small bushes walk
around and dissolve skin and clothing.
Captain McNathy frustrates his men in his relentless adherence to interstellar
law, that is, that indigenous populations should never be harmed and that
leaders should be treated like diplomats and up to the point when the Greenies
are about to sacrifice them to their king tree, a sentient being with a drumlike
beating heart, he still believes that they won't harm him without completely a
dozen forms in triplicate. So to his agitation he is saved by his men in a
bloody battle that includes the robot hurling mini atomic bombs and
communicating with the ship through a "tiny" radio strapped to his back.
Battle ensues in this fantastic forest city where every building is built like
an apron around a giant host tree, and our heroes escape, just barely, losing a
few in battle and vowing never to return to this planet, lest they disturb
further its precious order (by their captain's words) and lest they get their
fleshy asses handed to them in wheatgrass protein shakes (by everyone else's
opinion, except for the martians, who return to their chess competitions calmly
as if nothing ever happened).
seeds of the dusk
raymond z. gallun, 1938
this story is superb. thousands of years after mars becomes completely
uninhabitable in a dying solar system, one of billions of spores launched into
space drifts aimlessly into earth's atmosphere and finds its way to a cold
desert crust. this is earth far into the future, millions of years down the
road. earth has become very cold as the sun peters out, and the moon has fallen
closer, and the rotations have slown and the years have quickened.
the surface of earth is complete competitive and most species remaining survive
by hibernating through the long winters. among these are a race of intelligent
crows, as clever as the humans of old. rodents are also intelligent, and ants
have become even hardier and more able to eat anything organic. the children of
men, called the itorloo, are warlike, destructive, and live in massive
underground cities. recognizing that earth is on its way out, they are building
giant ships to transport their entire race to venus to attempt to overcome the
indigenous life there in order to claim a planet with more time to live.
in the meantime, this spore starts to grow and we learn a little of its history.
this is a very ancient intelligent plant race, one that never mastered the
ability to manipulate metal and ore or to move quickly with force, but which
possesses such complete instinctual understanding of chemistry and physics and
biology to be able to synthesize the organic apparatus for whatever it needs,
from eyes to ears to vocal devices, to electrocution, to custom-made viruses.
as this spore starts to grow into an adult and spread more spores, a crow named
kaw sees this and intuitively knows it could mean disaster for his people, for
whom the competition for limited resources on the surface is already severe.
frustrated by the inability of his tribe members to take action, due to their
own fear, he flies hundreds of miles to the great domed entrance of the nearest
itorloo city, knowing he must face the danger of their own hostility to warn
them, since they are the only ones with the technology to possibly fight this
quiet intruder. he makes contact with zar, a nightwatchman who can understand
the bird language (kaw, as well, can mimic their tongue), who takes the news in
a bad mood and shoots kaw at the end of it.
he then goes out to check out the plant and destroys it, but it has already send
billons of spores into the atmosphere. he knows the danger and when he reports
back to his superiors, the itorloo temporarily halt the construction of their
space fleet to built massive generators that will destroy all life on the
surface of the planet.
kaw, in the meantime, is not dead and begins the long hobble home. a few months
into the journey, he comes to a magic gorge where hundreds of spores have taken
hold. by this time they have learned his language and calm his nerves with
hypnotic buzzing tones. they speak to him, take him into their influence, and he
becomes their agent. "bring us an itorloo, alive, on foot" and he is off.
he somehow finds zar and manages to talk him into dismounting from his aircar to
walk into this gorge, where a cloud of puffed dust incapacitates him and he
comes to, trapped with woody vines and low-voltage electric current running
through his body from those bonds. he is kept in a hypnotic state and eventually
the vines loosen enough for him to wrench free and destroy the lot.
he returns to the city and is declared by a physician fit to return to work.
time passes. kaw returns to his family, and the itorloo finish their generators
and put them slowly into action. the effect on kaw and his people is preliminary
sense of uneasiness and then a growing discomfort deep inside. they take to the
skies, as far from the surface as they can, watching the doomed creatures below
succumb to depression and listlessness. they also see the first fleet of
spacecraft, five in total, launched for venus and then recalled at some point
along the way.
zar one day passes out unexpectedly and comes to in an overcrowded hospital. he
learns that he was the source for a virus that spead secretly to every itorloo
and activated all at once, killing them off in droves. this virus was developed
specifically for humans by the spore-plants during his captivity. the fleet was
recalled in hopes of finding a cure, since delivering the virus to venus would
ruin all chances of survival there.
it is hopeless, and the last ancestors of man die out in the space of a galactic
heartbeat. the crows and rodents and ants are never harmed, rather, they are
purged of the danger of the itorloo (the only potential threat to the
newcomers), while the indifferent spore-plants spread across the dying planet
and build their canal system that delivers water from the farthest reaches to
every individual on the desert surface of earth. this is what created the canals
on mars so many eons ago, and on the satellites of jupiter before that, and on
whatever long-forgotten world around another star that was their previous home
in the unreachable depths of the past.
Heavy Planet
Lee Gregor, 1939
Ennis is a massive being on a sea-planet called Heavyplanet with enormous
gravity. The atmosphere is nearly as thick as the sea, and often the border
between the two is blurred. The people of his world are intelligent and
technologically advanced but do not have an energy source powerful enough to
reach the incredible escape velocity necessary to blast off their planet. So
their manifest destiny to explore space is waiting. They know that eventually
someone will show up with the technology and are obliged to wait.
Ennis patrols the seas in a sailboat of sorts, and following a flame from the
sky he comes across a floating wreck. It is a human spaceship, and he finds it
to be made out of remarkably flimsy material. He is huge and strong, by the
necessities of overcoming enormous gravity. The machines of his people are much
more durable. Peeling his way into the floating craft he finds the jelly remains
of a crew crushed by immense atmosphere.
Inside he finds what he realises is their propulsion system. It is atomic. He
contacts Shadden, one of the scientists, to come quickly with a ship to retrieve
it, before it is crushed and sinks into the sea.
In the meantime, the warlike enemy of his people, the Marak arrive in a
battleship. He knows they will have no respect for the potential of this
technology and if it gets into their hands and they DO figure it out, they will
wage war against the galaxy.
They fight and fight, he always a step ahead of them, as they rip their way
through wall after wall. A few times the ship is punctured below the waterline
but he is able to weld the walls together again by squeezing it with his hands.
Eventually he commandeers a neuron-agitating weapon (for mere projectile weapons
are useless against their bulk) from their ship and uses it against them. And
then an atomic-powered weapon which disintegrates several of them, wow. He wins
just as Shadden comes over the horizon to retrieve the secret to their destiny.
Time Locker
Lewis Padgett, 1943
Okay, you'll recognize that author as the one who wrote the detective story I
couldn't stomach about the drunken genius tinkerer. this one was much more
manageable. Galloway is still in a drunken stupor and this time has invented a
box that seems to shrink what you put into it into a much smaller and
oddly-shaped object, which returns to normal size when it is retrieved. He
theorizes that it transports the objects to another dimension or another
dimension, and we are seeing these fourth-dimension representations of those
objects placed far away.
He has no need for it and an associate of his, Vanning, a lawyer who assists and
defends criminals, buys it at a great price and takes it back to his office.
In the meantime Vanning has a client who is under heat for embezzling money and
who in a moment of panic of being pursued by the police, brings the cash right
to Vanning's office. Big blunder! Incriminating! Vanning throws the suitcase of
money into the special locker and watches it reduce to a copper-colored
elongated egg. He sends his client out, who will be arrested but with no
evidence of anything, and in the few moments he has to himself he sees something
very strange appear in the box. A small bright green creature, all cubes and
angles, moves to the egg and starts to pull it away. He reaches in, grabs the
creature, and squeezes the life out of it, shutting the locker just as the
police burst in, search the building, and find nothing.
When they finally leave, he opens the box and it is empty! No suitcase, no
squashed creature. Oh no! $25,000 credits gone, along with his 20% bonus! And
now his client is PISSED, thinking he's trying to cheat him, and when this guy
gets pissed he starts to get homicidal.
Vanning goes to Galloway in stress and pays an enormous rate to get him to try
to figure out where the money went. After some nerve-wracking long period,
Halloway discovers that the objects are not transported to another dimension but
into the future. Their reduction in size is explained by the shrinking of the
universe (yes, on a whole the envelope is expanding but individually all the
matter is getting smaller). But how far into the future, Vanning asks. Halloway
doesn't know. Bummer.
Vanning goes, dejected and fearful for his life, back to his office. And to his
amazement, sitting in the middle of the room is the suitcase of money! He grabs
it and starts to leave with it when a giant hand reaches from nowhere, grabs
him, and smashes him.
(The police come and remove everything, which explains the empty box of a week
ago.)
within the pyramid
r. dewitt miller
a young hot-headed archaeologist finds a pyramid nobody has heard of deep in the
forest of the yucatan. there is already an old man there studying the pyramid,
who has been doing so for years without telling anyone. young hothead wants to
report this discovery and the old man implores him not to. he suggests this
would have terrible consequences.
to demonstrate his case, they go inside the pyramid and find four tombs with
disintegrated bodies inside. there are dozens and dozens of rooms with this
setup. then the old man pushes a certain brick and some very cleverly balanced
mechanism reveals a secret chamber well within. here are four glass cases with
beautiful nude sleeping green-skinned beings in them. the old man has deduced
the following story from the evidence and inscriptions:
this race comes from a planet in a highly eccentric orbit about our star,
passing by earth only every several thousand years. on the last pass a small
crew journeyed to earth (to colonize?) only to find that they could not survive
there for whatever reason. a few sacrificed their lives to built this pyramid
and put the remaining crew in a sort of hibernation. the pyramid was built in a
location well-hidden from terrestrial folk but very obvious from above (i.e.
from space). their hope was that when their planet came around again, they would
be rescued.
the inscriptions suggest that their return will be in 2040, just a hundred years
in the future. it could mean dire consequences for earth if these people came
back to find their heroes murdered and excavated. so the hothead agrees to keep
it a secret from science and the masses, despite what it would do for his
career.
(consequently, the old man theorizes that all other pyramids on earth are the
result of this burial technique catching on and spreading around the earth.)
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